Was this your doing Greg? inquired the captain in a clam, collected manner.  "Captain, sir, I've never seen that in my life."  said Greg nervously.  "Oh, is that right?  Because I've been hearing some things around deck.  Things that don't look to good for you my boy."  replied the captain  "Aw gee, captain.  It was Rupert, alright? He made me put the tack on your chair, and told me he'd mop my portion of the deck for a week if I did!"
